You are currently browsing the daily archive for February 2, 2007.
We’re talking about SF Mayor Gavin Newsom of course. Maybe he really didn’t want to be governor anyway. What is the problem with these guys?!!
Actually, I’m bucking the conventional wisdom. It won’t end his political career. More when I have some time.
Okay, I found the problem. Hmmmm. Well….
I guess this kills rumors that the mayor is gay.
See now, if SF voters had taken my advice and elected Matt Gonzales, we wouldn’t be here. He actually passed up an opportunity to make out with Gavin Newsom’s cousin.
Update: I just went back and read the article, where I found this gem.
The potential impact could be greatest with men, who tend to forgive such dalliances more easily than women — but are likely to be harsher in their judgments of Newsom because he double-crossed his best friend, several of the strategists said.
Are we men really such shallow assholes?
Photos are from SF GATE.
The debate rages. Actually, it’s about the translation of the Hebrew “radah” as “dominion.”
Note that the last writer’s name is “Beagle.” Well, I thought it was amusing. Heh, heh. Dammit Beavis!
Trivia question: Animals speak to human beings twice in the Bible. What kind of animals were they?
Finally, my motion is called! Bye.
I’ve been on courtcall for an “appearance” in Ukiah for over a half hour now, and this case was called ahead of me in which one attorney in particular just keeps blabbing the same three points over and over again like it’s going to be more convincing with each successive round. The judge was polite at first, but finally cut him off after 15 to 20 minutes (denied his motion and granted the other side attorney fees – I wish the court would grant the rest of us fees for having to sit through it!).
Okay, we’re out of probate finally! My motion’s got to be coming up. Later.
The Eureka Reporter is on the story.
The investigation by the Humboldt County District Attorney’s Office into the police-involved shooting of Eureka resident Christopher Arrion Burgess is almost complete; investigations into the other three shootings are not.
Burgess, 16, was shot and killed at approximately 2 p.m. Oct. 23, 2006, in a gulch behind the 2200 block of Chester in Eureka.
Eureka Police Officer Terry Liles fired three shots from his .40-caliber handgun after police say Burgess threatened him with a knife.
As I recall, they had been trying to track down several potential witnesses. I would assume the D.A.’s office either found them, or is about to determine that they can’t locate them. Assuming the officer’s account is correct, namely that Burgess attacked him in close quarters with a knife, the investigation will probably clear the officer.
Much more ambiguous is the Cheri Moore case in which the coroner’s inquest raised more questions than it answered. Hank Sims’ excellent article is good for a recap.
Nor the day before.
Well, something or two may have happened, but nobody but the inner circles know anything, if that. Lawsuits and rumors of lawsuits. Mediations.
“Tales of doom.” “Fear and loathing.” (See one of the threads below). But no news.
Sorry.
This is being sent around by e-mail. Something to piss everybody off. If anybody really wants to take credit for it, let me know.
Mattel recently announced the release of the improved limited-edition Barbie Dolls for the Greater Humboldt County market:
“Bayside Barbie”
This princess Barbie is sold only at the Co-op. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a cookie-cutter house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with the augmented version.
“Sunny Brae Barbie”
The modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Wind star Minivan and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full-time occupation. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately.
“Manila Barbie”
This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a Chevy with dark tinted windows, and a Meth Lab Kit. This model is only available after dark and must be paid for in cash (preferably small, untraceable bills), unless you are a cop, then we don’t know what you are talking about.
“Trinidad Barbie”
This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won’t be able to afford any of them.
“McKinleyville Barbie”
This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR t-shirt and tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Bud light and a Hank Williams Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken’s butt when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free.
“Fortuna Barbie”
This tobacco-chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased beer-gutted Ken out of Eureka Barbie’s house. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see-through halter-top. Also available with a mobile home.
“Arcata Barbie”
This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair, arch-less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her Willow. She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Arcata Barbies and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag bumper sticker for free.
“Eureka Barbie”
This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant doll. Optional accessories include a GED and bus pass. Gangsta Ken and his 1979 Caddy were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the infant.
Anybody want to try for a “Garberville Barbie?”
Sohum Parlance II 
Recent Comments