The Laurens County Republican Party in South Carolina is requiring a pledge for anyone joining the party and running in a local primary.
You must favor, and live up to, abstinence before marriage.
You must be faithful to your spouse. Your spouse cannot be a person of the same gender, and you are not allowed to favor any government action that would allow for civil unions of people of the same sex.
You cannot now, from the moment you sign this pledge, look at pornography.
I guess the liberal faction pushed the elimination of retroactive disqualification with regard to pornography. But what if you look at it by accident?
And obviously you can’t be a contraceptive-advocating college student slut!