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October 29, 2012 at 6:25 am
Stockpiling
At least the population will realize that killing is the only way to wipe out the Government, and start over.
October 29, 2012 at 6:39 am
bolithio
When I read the headline I thought: no fucking way! But it turns out that Joss rarely disappoints! Nice find Eric.
October 29, 2012 at 8:25 am
Erasmus
Another 1 per center who disses his own class……. I’ll be glad when this election is over. It’s clear who the better candidate is (hint: not Mr. Etch-A-Sketch), but not so evident which side has run the more mindless campaign. I’m tired of hearing about binders, wars on women, zombies —– and Benghazi, government takeover of health care, and apology tours. A pox on both campaigns.
October 29, 2012 at 8:48 am
Eric Kirk
I don’t think Whedon actually believes in zombies. I could be wrong.
October 29, 2012 at 9:13 am
Fred Mangels
Erasmus, if you haven’t already done so, you need to register with a third party and develop the third party mindset- not that you don’t already seem to have it.
I find it refreshing to be able to ignore the Rep vs. Dem back and forth. Granted, you still hear about it, you just don’t take it very seriously. I will admit it still leaves me wondering whether to laugh or cry when you read people seriously arguing over their more conventional candidates.
After all, the vast majority of people have that simplistic view of elections. For me, I almost feel born again every time I look down at the masses arguing over the same thing election after election.
October 29, 2012 at 10:52 am
Erasmus
My instincts are libertarian, but my head tells me that greater economic equality would make this country better in many ways, and I fear that an Ayn Randian approach would worsen what is already a dangerously top-heavy economic ladder. For the time being, I think piecemeal about politics: no strong party affiliation, no grand scheme to set everything aright, no bumperstickers, no hope that anyone elected will possess both the courage and the smarts to start building a better society. Preferences, yes —- solutions, —– maybe, with luck, a step at a time. Obama over Romney, yes, but spare me the ‘Hope and Change’ .
October 29, 2012 at 5:48 pm
Jim
Hahaha, great, and nice line Erik.
Zomney for brains!
October 30, 2012 at 8:02 am
moviedad
None of you Liberals seem to care that Obama just sat there and let that storm reek havoc. I hear he’s planning to release a 8.9 Earthquake if he doesn’t get elected. Damn that socialist!
October 30, 2012 at 5:13 pm
spyrock
this is a really fun video and very coincidental for me as i had a garage sale this weekend and some of items were left by a renter who bailed on me without paying his rent. there were about 5 cans of spam at about a $2.39 each. each with a key and the video implying that spam is the new gold. then we see romney loading trucks with canned goods meant for new jersey. i hope they have manual can openers since the electricity is out. but the spam cans have their own key. spam is the new gold
October 30, 2012 at 5:32 pm
spyrock
i was reading about romney’s education and found out he went to stanford in 65-66 when ken kesey and the merry pranksters were there dosing everyone with lsd. he then spent the next 30 months in france as a missionary for the mormans. in june of 1968, he was the driver of a 5 passenger citron with 6 people in the car. the girl without the seat belt was killed when they collided head on with a catholic priest who was driving a mercedes. romney had his passport stamped that he died in the accident by the attending police. somehow he came back from the dead. so he either really is a zombie or he was born again in france which makes him a french citizen and therefore not qualified to be president of the united states since he was newborn in france. romney’s dad was a candidate for president at the time of the accident and most of the evidence about the accident has disappeared. the mormans told the surviving passengers not to talk to reporters about what happened back then. the mormans claim that the catholic priest was driving drunk and rominy was not at fault. however, this catholic priest is still alive at ninty and now a bishop in the catholic church. somehow it doesn’t make sense to me that they would allow a felony drunk driver who killed someone to become a bishop. maybe it does to you repulicans. you believe anything fox and rush tell you. mike morer will probably make a movie like obama 2016 about romney in the sixties. the lead vampire in twilight is all set to play zomney.