Romney Wants to Protect Your Right to Hunt and Shoot Your Family

And protect them at the same time. And also your home and property, though I’m not sure how that works.

Seriously, it’s on his platform.

As president, Mitt will work to expand and enhance access and opportunities for Americans to hunt, shoot, and protect their families, homes, and property…

He must have had the Texas Legislature write up his platform. Remember when they accidentally outlawed marriage?

It also reminds me of an article I read in my youth in the Half Moon Bay Review.  A man was driving on Pescadero Road and witnessed a man having difficulty shoving a woman into the trunk of a car so he got out to help…