By now most of you have heard that my partner Les Scher has retired and I am opening my own office on Locust Street. I am taking some office items with me, but we have needed a new typewriter for some time (among other keys the small “L” doesn’t work, so we’ve typed the number 1 in its place for months now). I expected to find the widest range of choices at Staples, and once again encountered my not-so-inner quaintness about technology. I guess nobody is buying typewriters anymore. But I still run into many hard-copy forms which either aren’t easily available online or I just don’t know where to find them. Sure, I can probably scan them in, but sometimes it’s just easy enough to type the damn things out. But I’m wondering if it’s going to be an option in five years.
Staples had two models, one which had a dictionary and a number of features I don’t need. So I asked for the more basic model. But it turns out that they had none in stock and they had concerns about the display item. So they went to order one for me on their site, but there were none in stock at any of their warehouses. They had a few of the more expensive model, so I ordered one. The young woman informed me that there just isn’t demand for them. But if there isn’t demand for them, then why are they out of stock? Somebody is buying them, or did demand precisely meet exactly what they happened to have in stock?
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The best clam chowder in Humboldt County? I love chowder and I’ve tried it in restaurants all over the county. If you were to ask me for the second best I would have a hard time answering. Candidates would include the Sea Grill’s, Curly’s, and the Eel River Brewery. But the best bowl of chowder I’ve had around here I had last night at the Cutten Inn.
Of course, I really miss Keith’s down in Richardson Grove. Every meal incorporated both soup and salad and I was often ended up taking most of the entree home. He made killer chowder! Keith’s daughter Brandy waitresses at the Cutten Inn.
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Literal signs that Bonnie Neely has an uphill fight. I saw one lawn in Eureka with both a Kuhnel and a Bass sign. Ron Kuhnel is one of the progressives running for City Council in Eureka and would generally be considered closer to Bonnie’s politics than Virginia’s. And on Harris there were a couple of lawns bearing Bass and Mike Thompson signs. I have yet to see a Neely sign sharing a lawn with a conservative with the exception of one lawn bearing a Rodoni sign, but the Assessor’s race is based on issues which transcend the ideological divide, and there are plenty of Mari Wilson signs sharing lawns and fences with conservative candidates. For reasons I will go into another time, I will be voting for Johanna.
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The Grocery Outlet has several copies of Spike Lee’s Malcolm X for $4.99.
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My son’s soccer team yesterday suffered a rare defeat against a new team from Petrolia. All but two of their players were girls, but these girls were big, strong, and mean! Nearly all of my son’s Under 10 team moved up from our Under 8 team last year, and they have only one kid whom I would call a “power player” and many of our kids are on the smallish side. But they do something many of the other teams don’t do. They pass. Problem is, so did these Petrolia girls, and especially one “Meadow” often tore through our players for a couple of goals and many close calls.
I do have to brag however. My son got two goals and assisted in their third with a great pass to his friend Dezi. And he blocked a hard shot by one of the girls, taking it in the stomach and briefly having the wind knocked out of him. But he kept his focus and took the ball from an opponent moments later.
I am also proud of my daughter by the way. She didn’t get any goals yesterday, but in four games she’s made seven of them. We’re not supposed to keep count actually, but, well, I’m bad. I’m coaching her team this year and having a ball, though I do miss the older boys who are being coached excellently by Dan Kulchin.
On that Petrolia team was a funny exchange between one of the girls and one of the boys. They have black jerseys and as we didn’t have a ref handy I was drafted from the sidelines. I didn’t know where they were from, but when I looked at the card and saw names like Meadow, Maple, and Cedar, I know they weren’t from Fortuna or Ferndale. I asked them their team’s name and the following exchange took place.
Boy: We’re the Black Bears this week. We vote on a different name each week.
Girl: No (name I can’t remember), we are the Black Thunder and only the Black Thunder.
Boy: Nuh uh. Coach said we can vote on it…
Girl: Just because you don’t like the name doesn’t mean you can change it when you want! We’re the Black Thunder!
Boy: No, not this week.
And it went on until kick-off.
This is the first year that Petrolia is sporting its own teams. They hope to have a field with home games next year.
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Addendum: Forgot to mention, we bought a half a cow from Michael Evensen (maybe he can sponsor a soccer team next year!) which we are sharing with the neighbors. The Ferndale butcher cut it up for us and I have liver, the heart, and kidneys (but no spleen!) to cook up. Does anybody have a good recipe for kidney pie? And how about a heart recipe?

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September 26, 2010 at 9:18 am
Rose
Happy Sunday, Eric.
September 26, 2010 at 9:23 am
Eric Kirk
You too Rose! Do you have a kidney pie recipe?
September 26, 2010 at 11:01 am
Anonymous
Try the clam chowder at Gallagher’s.
September 26, 2010 at 11:20 am
Rose
LOL, no kidney pie recipe. Never heard of it, but a quick google shows a lot of recipes.
Do you know if anyone has figs in store yet?
September 26, 2010 at 11:34 am
Plain Jane
I have an old family recipe for steak and kidney pie, Eric.
September 26, 2010 at 11:37 am
Eric Kirk
PJ – I’d love to have it!
September 26, 2010 at 11:38 am
Eric Kirk
Rose, no, but my fig tree sometimes has two crops – one during the summer and one late in the fall. My wife makes an excellent dish involving steak, figs, and a raspberry reduction.
September 26, 2010 at 12:16 pm
Plain Jane
Steak and Kidney Pie (from memory – I’m not home)
2 lbs. stew meat or cut up steak, bite sized pieces.
1 lb beef kidney soaked in cold water for at least an hour prior, trimmed of all membrane and cut into bite sized pieces.
Salt
Pepper
Pinch dried Thyme
Pinch dried Marjoram
Pinch dried bay leaf
2 medium Onions quartered and sliced
Shallots sliced
2 cups Potatoes diced
(Carrots, celery, turnips, cabbage, whatever you have can also be used. This was a “clean out the veggie bin” recipe)
Your favorite pie crust recipe or even biscuit topping
Dust meats with a little flour and brown in heavy pot with hot oil (bacon drippings are really good if you have them) Add about 2 cups of water, seasonings and vegetables, simmer for 1 hour or almost tender. Thicken sauce as needed with flour or corn starch, let cool a little.
Transfer meat and vegetable mixture to baking dish and cover with pie crust. Using a metal flute edges and incise top of crust. Bake at 400° until crust is nicely browned, about 30 minutes.
September 26, 2010 at 12:25 pm
Eric Kirk
Okay, so the two tricks I have to pay attention to are to soak the kidney for an hour and then make sure I cut the “membrane” off.
I’m afraid our vegan poster is going to be plugging his/her ears again.
September 26, 2010 at 12:26 pm
Plain Jane
I’ll be nice and keep my mother’s stuffed beef heart a secret.
September 26, 2010 at 1:06 pm
Rose
LOL
September 26, 2010 at 1:17 pm
Plain Jane
Being true conservatives, my parents didn’t let anything go to waste.
September 26, 2010 at 1:21 pm
Chris Crawford
I had a great clam chowder at Vellutini’s a week or so ago.
Good choice on having Ferndale Meats handle your butchering. They’re terrific !! As for the Kidney Pie recipe, you’re on your own, Eric.
September 26, 2010 at 1:23 pm
Eric Kirk
Being true conservatives, my parents didn’t let anything go to waste.
Not even the membrane?
September 26, 2010 at 1:23 pm
Eric Kirk
Chris – yeah, I like working with them. Love their sandwiches too.
September 26, 2010 at 1:29 pm
Plain Jane
Scraps were fed to the dogs, of course. Do you want her recipe for brains and eggs??? LOL!
September 26, 2010 at 1:31 pm
Eric Kirk
In the spleen sandwich thread Ernie already told us about his pork head cheese recipe.
Honestly, I’d be a little nervous about eating beef brains right now. The mad cow disease is focused on the nervous system.
But I want your stuffed heart recipe!
September 26, 2010 at 1:47 pm
Plain Jane
The brains came from our own grass fed beef long before mad cow existed. I’ve never made (or eaten) the stuffed heart (or brains). It’s about as disgusting a site as you will ever see in the middle of a dining room table. It looks like a large roasted human heart with breading sticking out of the aortas.
September 26, 2010 at 1:55 pm
Eric Kirk
Well, Halloween is coming up!
This recipe looks good, though I’ll probably just use my own stuffing recipe.
http://www.cooksrecipes.com/beef/stuffed-beef-heart-recipe.html
September 26, 2010 at 2:17 pm
Plain Jane
What do you do with the tail?
September 26, 2010 at 2:38 pm
Anonymous
If I was on the Petrolia soccer team I would vote for the name “Black Berries”
September 26, 2010 at 2:51 pm
Anon
I don’t believe in wasting and I’m sorry to admit it, but guts are are whats in the pile on the side of the road.
Otherwise, broil it, til done and feed it to the pets.
September 26, 2010 at 5:36 pm
Mr. Nice
Herbivorous humans don’t typically think meat and visceral organs is nasty so much as they are not eating that type of shit.
Tends to be guilty-conscious type folks who are disgusted by the reality of brains, kidneys, and chitlins/chitterlings but cool with ground pork and chicken.
September 26, 2010 at 5:51 pm
Mitch
I remember my shock at the tender age of 11 or 12 when I discovered that the meat curiously named “tung” — the main component of my absolutely favorite sandwich in the entire world — was, well, cow tongue. It was at least five years before I could steel myself to eat it again. It’s still delicious.
September 26, 2010 at 7:08 pm
Anonymous
hey! at the park scoping meeting, on the big maps most of the land was designated in pubic recreation and pubic facility… didja notice? guess the l is the first to go.
Yeah, i really wanted a typewriter for years. I wanted an old mechanical one that doesn’t rely on electricity. Had me old dads, but turns out there is no way to fix em up after years of non-use. it’s sad that everyting has to be electronic. Everything depending on electronic microchips and shaky satellites and plastic and glue is pretty sketchy.
September 26, 2010 at 10:26 pm
Anonymous
That is probably the only time Malcolm X’s name will be seen or heard in the Grocery Outlet.
September 27, 2010 at 6:09 am
Plain Jane
That’s hilarious, Mitch. We had city slicker relatives whose kids wouldn’t drink milk that didn’t come from a carton because they thought milk from a cow was nasty. We had fun grossing them out about where eggs came from too. It’s a wonder they didn’t starve that summer.
September 27, 2010 at 6:16 am
Plain Jane
On the subject of typewriters, you can’t beat an IBM Selectric. EOE might have some refurbished models or they are available online.
September 27, 2010 at 8:45 pm
mresquan
Hey Eric and others,will be in San Francisco for the weekend,please list any favorite Dim Sum restaurants.
September 27, 2010 at 9:16 pm
Eric Kirk
My absolute favorite is the New Asia Gardens on Pacific between Stockton and Grant. Apparently it was renamed New Asia Chinese Restaurant.
http://www.yelp.com/biz/new-asia-chinese-restaurant-san-francisco#query:new%20asia%20garden
It’s in a big huge ballroom and there are like 10 to 20 carts going around at any one time. Very loud though. They pack them in. Some people don’t like the noise. They have the best chicken feet in town, and excellent sticky rice.
Or if you’re out in the Sunset and you just want to grab some Dim Sum for a picnic in the park or on the beach, try the Bay Pastry. I wrote about it some months ago.
http://kunsoo1024.wordpress.com/2009/09/27/some-assorted-food-notes/
September 28, 2010 at 8:57 am
Alicia
Question? Why is it that the Petrolia team won and you say nothing about the playing ability of the team, only focus on physique that is normally attributed to boys and then make sure to add in that they were “mean”? And why does there has to be excuses made for the boys team, like they are all small? I am curious what your description would have been if the team had been predominately male.
September 28, 2010 at 9:14 am
Eric Kirk
Question? Why is it that the Petrolia team won and you say nothing about the playing ability of the team, only focus on physique that is normally attributed to boys and then make sure to add in that they were “mean”? And why does there has to be excuses made for the boys team, like they are all small? I am curious what your description would have been if the team had been predominately male.
Geez, well, I didn’t think about it really. I thought I was complimenting them.
Anyway, they played very well. I think I mentioned that they were passing, when most teams at this level don’t seem to have that down.
As far as “excuses,” I didn’t think I was making any. Our kids were smaller than average even last year when they they were at the top end of U-8. We have only one player who can effectively kick goals from any distance from the goal, when most teams have three or four. They lost 4 of their first 5 games last year, but when they started passing, they either won or tied the rest of their games, usually scoring only one or two points but controlling the ball to prevent the other side from scoring. They are playing the same game this year, but the scoring is higher because they are better at passing, but their opponents have held a physical advantage in every game. Still, our kids are 2 wins for 2 losses at this point.
When I said “mean” I was trying for levity. As it happens, they did knock our players down a few times, but it wasn’t intentional and our kids didn’t think anything about it. The Petrolia team, however, are not only physically tough, but passing and very strategic. When they perceived my son (who is on the small side) as a threat, they quickly started to double team him without coach prompting, which is remarkable.
The Petrolia team is excellent and I’m certain they will win most of their games this season, although there are some very strong teams out there.
If you do not believe that our team is small compared to the others, come to Rohner Park this Saturday. I think the game is at 9:40, but I can confirm. You will see that they are not physically strong, but play well as a team (when they aren’t arguing with each other).
September 28, 2010 at 9:19 am
Eric Kirk
Alicia, I just reread my post. I precisely said that the “problem” was that they were facing a team with power AND passing. Maybe it wasn’t clear enough?
September 28, 2010 at 9:27 am
the reasonable anonymous
Given the relatively small recruiting pool for the Petrolia team, it’s impressive that they seem to be one of the better teams out there. I wonder what accounts for that? An especially good coach & or involved parents?
September 28, 2010 at 9:32 am
Eric Kirk
Probably both, and some unusually gifted kids.
September 28, 2010 at 10:01 am
the reasonable anonymous
I understand why Alicia was annoyed by the characterization of the Petrolia girls as “mean,” since there often does seem to be a double-standard where girls/women who are assertive, especially in traditionally male-dominated pursuits like sports, are often labeled in a negative way (“pushy,” “mean,” etc.) It can be a real issue.
However, given the context, it seemed pretty clear to me that you didn’t intend your remarks as disparaging to the Petrolia girls.
By the way, having coached youth soccer many, many years ago, I congratulate you and your players (and the coach and players on the Petrolia team) for being able to get kids to actually PASS the ball. That’s huge!
September 28, 2010 at 10:13 am
Eric Kirk
For our team last year, it was a hundredth monkey kind of moment of revelation, and I’m going to brag about my son again. During a game mid-season, my son was approaching the goal and three of the opposing team converged on him. He saw that he didn’t have a chance and he dumped it off to Noah Kulchin (our power player) to his left. Noah then took it in for a goal. All of the sudden it hit the kids that maybe the grown-ups who’ve been trying to get them to pass knew something. They won three games 1 to 0, and those were very exciting games.
September 28, 2010 at 10:42 am
Alicia
“Alicia, I just reread my post. I precisely said that the “problem” was that they were facing a team with power AND passing. Maybe it wasn’t clear enough?”
well what you said was:
“But they do something many of the other teams don’t do. They pass. Problem is, so did these Petrolia girls, and especially one “Meadow” often tore through our players for a couple of goals and many close calls.” So nothing about power. That’s fine, I realize that you didn’t mean anything by it. Oh and thanks for the invitation to your son’s game, but I’ll take your word for it re: size. It is like that in football also. The So. Hum. teams always seem much smaller in size.
September 28, 2010 at 1:23 pm
Eric Kirk
Okay, well, by “big, strong, and mean” I thought I was referring to power, but my choice of words apparently didn’t work. I guess “mean” could be interpreted negatively. It wasn’t how I intended it. I was actually trying to convey that their style of play was non-stereotypical as I understand it. The word aggressive might have been more clear, but it just wouldn’t have conveyed the full sense of these girls, about three or four of them, their style of play. They did not hold back.
In any case, join us for a game anyway. I’ve watched some other teams as well, and all of the games I’ve seen on any level are competitive and fun to watch. If you’re in Sohum just come to the Redway school field on Saturday morning and there’ll be about three or four games happening (we really need more space if we don’t want to turn kids away) and a very festive atmosphere.