The would be bane of Arkleyville Larry Glass is a carpetbagger, and apparently legally so. So says Hank Sims.
So I ask, what’s wrong with being a carpetbagger? Is political affinity strictly defined according to geography? I’ve voted for two carpetbaggers since I moved here (Carol Ruth Silver and Michaela Alioto – two figures of SF political fame). Neither of them won. But Hillary Clinton won.
And apparently he’s willing to live in the westside, which if you believe various posters around here and Gallegos detractors, it’s pretty much like living in the post-apocalyptic down under policed only by Mad Max. You’d think they’d admire the commitment. After all, it’s not like having run a business in the neighborhood for 30 years holds any value.
His opponent Mary Beth Wolford agrees (kudos to her character):
One of his opponents — Tish Wilburn — says, in her typically snarky style, that if elected she would change the laws so that you have to live in the city for six months before running for elected office in Eureka. “He’s a carpetbagger!” she shouted, gleefully. But Glass’ main competition, incumbent First Ward Councilmember Mary Beth Wolford, was more magnanimous. “I think every candidate needs to meet the requirements stated in our elections procedures, and he has,” she said last week. “He’s moved into the Old Town area, and he’s registered to vote.”
And of course he also happens to be a mammal, which I think is a requirement.
By the way, I got a personal mention in the second half of Sims’ column for an earlier post. Who is the mysterious owner of balloontractwatch.com?

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September 1, 2006 at 1:00 am
Hank Sims
West Side? No, he lives in Old Town.
September 1, 2006 at 2:19 am
Anonymous
What’s wrong with a carpetbagger ?
I guess nothing if Mr. Kirk, Mr. Salzman, et al are in favor !
September 1, 2006 at 2:29 am
Anonymous
Yesterday you point out that George Allen is not native to Virginia and today you have no problem with carpetbaggers. Keep up the good work Eric.
September 1, 2006 at 4:34 am
mresquan
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Wow, I forgot how she wiggled her way onto council,someone please remind me.Shouldn’t this Marina Center ordeal be a conflict of interest?
September 1, 2006 at 4:56 am
Carson Park Ranger
Carpetbagger: noun derogatory, a political candidate who seeks election in an area where they have no local connections.
Moving from Arcata to Eureka to reside closer to one’s Eureka business and to run for office isn’t carpetbagging. It’s not as if he’s just swept in from Boca Raton.
September 1, 2006 at 6:55 am
Anonymous
Yes it is, carson park rump ranger! Did Mr. Glass sell his house and buy one in Eureka ? Or is he just maintaining some kind of residence in Eureka to make the residential requirements? Face it Glass is a piece of shit who is trying to save/protect his rice bowl (and for you non worldly folks that means protecting his meal ticket). He wants on the council to be able to keep out his competition ! Glass doesn’t give a shit about Eureka ! What has he done in the past 30 years for Eureka ?
September 1, 2006 at 1:39 pm
Fred
Eric wrote, “By the way, I got a personal mention in the second half of Sims’ column for an earlier post.”.
Oh no! Now YOU’RE the King of Humboldt Bloggers!
September 1, 2006 at 3:00 pm
Anonymous
“And of course he also happens to be a mammal, which I think is a requirement.”
Hey, you’re right about that, Eric! Very sharp. Being a mammal, preferably a primate, is a definite requirement for being on the Eureka City Council.
This is why Rob Arkley Jr. has to buy councilmembers, instead of running for a seat himself. He’s way too reptilian.
Of course, this is common knowledge to those who know him. But for those who don’t, I offer a few of the interesting and educational comments that appeared on the Buhne Tribune shortly before he disabled comments on August 15:
I was never employed by Rob Arkley, but I have done contract work for him in a number of areas over the years and I feel I have come to know him pretty well. Rob is a brilliant guy with a brain that will not let him rest. I have seen him so exhausted that he’s fallen asleep in mid sentence and I have seen him wake the same way. He has so much going on in so many diverse areas that most of us would break under the responsibility. He can be extremely generous and he can be phenomenally cruel. I have seen him wildly spit saliva when in a rage and I have seen him bonus staff or vendors when they were least expecting it. I have seen almost every personal relationship he has ever known rupture irrepairably. He is a serial skirt chaser and truly enjoys lewd conversation about women. He enjoys being unpredictable so much that you can almost predict when he’s about to change course. He can be brutally honest and he can be a terrible and remorseless liar. He consumes an excessive quantity of scotch daily and he has turned his wife and daughters into his principal drinking partners. When he’s drinking he becomes vicious and morose. He is highly unstable but equally determined. He personifies the scorched earth philosophy. Whether you praise or bash him, you cannot ignore him.
http://buhnetribune.blogspot.com/2006/08/boom-eka-fishwrap-war-makes-sf.html#115557982469639813
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That’s fascinating, 11:23. I wonder what a psychiatrist would say about these personality traits of Rob Arkley Jr:
• he can fall asleep in mid-sentence
• he can be phenomenally cruel
• he wildly spits saliva when in a rage
• almost every personal relationship he has ever known has ruptured irrepairably
• he is a serial skirt chaser and truly enjoys lewd conversation about women
• he can be a terrible and remorseless liar
• he consumes an excessive quantity of scotch daily and he has turned his wife and daughters into his principal drinking partners
• when he’s drinking he becomes vicious and morose
• he is highly unstable
• he personifies the scorched earth philosophy
Gosh, sounds like just the kind of guy we need running Humboldt County! No wonder Judy Hodgson is a “personal friend of the Arkleys”!
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Are you kidding Anon.R.mous? HSU President Richmond is so far up Rob Jr.’s ass he could check for polyps. He even went so far as to reverse his public position on the Eco-Hostel (a project with major ties to the University, including student housing a grad program + Schatz Labs) when it was before the council, after getting a phone call from Rob telling him in no uncertain terms, to do so.
Rob gives money to HSU and he has threatened to withdraw funds on more then one occasion if they did not take marching orders from him. You will not stay on Richmond’s good side if you piss off Rob.
http://buhnetribune.blogspot.com/2006/08/boom-eka-fishwrap-war-makes-sf.html#115556938523892367
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That was a pretty stunning reversal from the president.
If you think HSU has no interest in Arkley, think again. HSU has an interest in any deep pocket which could help the university. They’ve had major fundraising issues in recent years (you may recall the fundraising chief sent to jail). And when considered with their enrollment issues (also a money problem), they are up the creek.
http://buhnetribune.blogspot.com/2006/08/boom-eka-fishwrap-war-makes-sf.html#115556997073758067
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Jr. is still trying to prove to his old man that he can make it in this world. Everything he does is based on this tortured relationship with Sr.
http://buhnetribune.blogspot.com/2006/08/boom-eka-fishwrap-war-makes-sf.html#115557644108062008
September 1, 2006 at 3:08 pm
Anonymous
back to the Arkley bashing ?
get over it !
September 1, 2006 at 3:18 pm
fred
Yeah stop tellin us stuff bout our great leader, Rob. We don’t wanna know it! Go away! Boo! I blieve in the flag, appel pie an Arkely. He’s a fil… a f-fil-an-ther-pisst! I know, cuz the papers sez so. an they can’t lie!
September 1, 2006 at 3:53 pm
Eric V. Kirk
Hank – I just assumed that anything by the water is west side, but I forget that Eureka is turned around. Water is north there isn’t it?
anon 729 – Allen’s not a carpetbagger. He’s an ignorant ass.
“This fellow over here with the yellow shirt, Macaca, or whatever his name is, he’s with my opponent,” Mr Allen said.
“Let’s give a welcome to Macaca here. Welcome to America and the real world of Virginia.”
Hence, the irony of his birthplace as opposed to the target of his vitriol.
I’m sure the average 8 year old would have understood my point.
September 1, 2006 at 4:06 pm
Anonymous
There he goes again. Eric spouting off his usual BS trying to sound like an INTELECTUAL !
Tell me Eric, did UCSC have the pass fail system in place when you went there ? Is that how you got your degree ?
You ought to quit hanging with 8 year olds (unless they’e your kids).
Come on Eric ! What about your boy Paul dropping the ball on the animal abuse case ?! How many dogs suffered and died because your buddy can’t manage his office ? How many ? How many meth dealers get probation and continue to push that poison ?
What ever happened to the guy that shot up Eureka cause his girlfriend dumped him? 2003 case. The one that got arrested at Lumbar Hills ? The one that PG let go with slap on the wrist!
“hence the irony” oh bite me Eric
September 1, 2006 at 4:20 pm
Hank Sims
Yep — Eureka is kind of topsy-turvy that way. The West Side is more or less those stretches of blocks between Winco and downtown.
California Avenue is its main drag.
September 1, 2006 at 4:36 pm
Anonymous
The truth will be if Larry Glass loses, does he keep his apartment or change his residence back to the house he “gave” his daughter. This will tell if he is an opportunist or a scum bag.
September 1, 2006 at 4:47 pm
Eric V. Kirk
anon – I believe you meant INTELLECTUAL. Double L.
Hank – I should have remembered that. I had a car accident case at the north end of 4th Street in which the setting sun was directly in the drivers’ eyes while they were looking straight down the road.
anon 936 – Perhaps, although I’m pretty sure he’s going to win unless he really loses it during the campaign.
September 1, 2006 at 5:00 pm
Anonymous
Anyone who knows Rob Arkley knows he loves his family, wife and daughters. The ridiculous hatred of the anon above ought not go unchallenged. Interesting that you try to perpetuate that thread from buhne, anon, did you post it yourself and were upset that it got pulled with all the other comments?
September 1, 2006 at 6:08 pm
Elmer Fred
Datz wite! You tel em, ten o’cwok!
We know itz you posting awl dat bad stuff, R. Twent Salzman! Siwy wabbit! ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
September 1, 2006 at 6:24 pm
Eric V. Kirk
Sorry, but the cheap sexual references are off limits.
September 1, 2006 at 6:36 pm
Anonymous
“cheap sexual references”??
You are quite mistaken, Eric. “knockin back a few stiff ones” refers to drinking straight scotch from shot glasses. Nothing sexual about it.
September 1, 2006 at 6:37 pm
Anonymous
California Avenue is its main drag.
Oh no, Buhne St. is much more of a drag! Got just all kindsa lowlife living on it.
September 1, 2006 at 6:52 pm
Eric V. Kirk
It was the next sentence the bothered me. Tell you what, I’ll revive it and let the crowd decide. Yea or nay.
September 1, 2006 at 6:54 pm
Eric V. Kirk
Ummm. That is as soon as I figure out how.
September 1, 2006 at 7:32 pm
Fred
“Oh no, Buhne St. is much more of a drag! Got just all kindsa lowlife living on it.”.
Wabash Avenue is worse than Buhne, hands down.
September 1, 2006 at 8:13 pm
Anonymous
R. Twent has been a bizzy little bee today, eh?
September 1, 2006 at 8:16 pm
Hank Sims
I think that should be “wittle.”
September 1, 2006 at 10:07 pm
Anonymous
Who is R. Trent???
September 1, 2006 at 10:38 pm
Anonymous
R. Trent or Richard Salzman AKA slimy, slippery, CS.
September 1, 2006 at 11:10 pm
Anonymous
It was the next sentence the bothered me. Tell you what, I’ll revive it and let the crowd decide. Yea or nay.
Ummm. That is as soon as I figure out how.
# posted by Eric V. Kirk : 11:54 AM
An “R. Twent” to the wescue, Eric, my good barrister! Here is the compleat mystery comment you seek:
Anyone who knows Rob Arkley knows he loves his family, wife and daughters.
Damn straight! ‘Specially after knockin back a few stiff ones. Then we all love each other a whole lot better.
– Rob Orkley Jr.
The “next sentence” you refer to was honestly not intended as a sexual reference. It was in reference to the quote in italics above it, and was intended only as a testament to the mystic wonders of alcohol as a social lubricant.
“R. Trent or Richard Salzman AKA slimy, slippery, CS.”
Don’t scapegoat Salzman again. I’m not him.
September 1, 2006 at 11:33 pm
Eric V. Kirk
Okay, I apologize.
September 1, 2006 at 11:46 pm
Anonymous
Okay, I apologize.
Thanks but you really don’t owe any apology, Eric. Now that you’ve mentioned it I can see how that comment could be read that way. It really wasn’t intended like that though.
September 1, 2006 at 11:51 pm
Eric V. Kirk
What about like C and 10th. Is that considered the “west side?”
September 1, 2006 at 11:55 pm
Hank Sims
Trick question! There is no corner of C & 10th!
September 1, 2006 at 11:56 pm
Eric V. Kirk
Anybody who wants to discuss why I zapped the post can e-mail me.
September 2, 2006 at 12:01 am
Anonymous
I can’t imagine why you zapped that post! It wasn’t offensive, no bad language, nothing illegal. Just a reference to a street intersection in Eureka!
September 2, 2006 at 12:16 am
Eric V. Kirk
Send me an e-mail and I’ll explain it to you.
September 2, 2006 at 6:01 am
Anonymous
You’re right Hank, “wittle”!
September 5, 2006 at 5:42 am
Anonymous
I’m no Eric fan but, if he removed something from the blog it must have been for a good reason.
September 25, 2006 at 5:35 am
Anonymous
well since i am larrys daughter i would know….first off…hank sims should have done some more reserch to find that the house i live in …thats right i live in by my self is only 1/4 mile away from eureka city limits…but you would know that since i have spotted people watching the house to see if my dads live here….its rude get a life….rose